Our enemies

As a gardener you have many enemies. Villains like deer, cut worms, slugs, frost and sometimes even the dreaded freewheeling neighborhood child.

Our enemies however, have been narrowed down to just two.
Meet our archnemeses.

1. The Birds

In the winter I relished hearing the mourning doves coo at sunset. I counted myself lucky to wake up to a cacophony of song and swooping every morning. Sometimes I'd even stand with my coffee at the window and think about putting up a special little bird feeder. All that has changed.

Within a week of planting our marigolds the birds had beheaded each and every one. Friends told me to be rational-- why would the birds snip the tops off of flowers if they weren't going to eat them? Then i saw a crow pluck off the last orange bloom right before my eyes. This meant war.

I believe these birds are purposely, and maniacally, sabotaging my garden.

First I concocted a spray of water and cayenne and doused each last stub of Marigold. No dice.

Then, I got crafty and decided to make tin foil trees. Birds dislike shiny things, noisy things, and anything that might in any way resemble an owl or any other bird of prey. With this criteria in mind I came up with these extraterrestrial looking things:
I planted a whole new set of marigolds, each with a little silver martian tree by their side. They seem to be marginally working. I also caved in and bought a silver pinwheel (turns out that's what pinwheels were originally made for! amazing, the things you learn online).


Since these purchases the marigolds have remained largely untouched. The lavender has been picked down to its bones and I am officially terrified to remove any bird netting from my little seedlings.

2. The Pine Tree

Meet the monstrosity that houses each and every one of the rascals that are destroying my garden.

Growing like some sort of she-demon out of our neighbors backyard, this tree literally dwarfs our apartment building. It covers half our yard in perpetual twilight, rains pine needles day and night and makes it's presence known by poisoning all the soil within twenty feet of its trunk. There is a semi circle in our backyard where not even weeds will grow.

We raked up and shipped off dozens of bags of pine needles and carefully planned out our garden to take advantage of the one square of ground where sunlight is able to sneak past the omnipresent pine.

Currently, the thing has now grown up into our fire escape. I can tell you one thing, pruners will be unsheathed very soon.

Sometimes I feel very much like Sisyphus, only instead of hauling a large stone I'm hauling large bags of soil and eying every bird who flies by with a wild, plotting suspicion.

by: Asia